Being an illustrator can lend itself to a lot of solitude. Fortunately, I’m able to fill up my free time cleaning up after my pets thus breaking up the monotony. Actually, I teach and bar tend too so I’m ALWAYS busy. Since moving to Long Beach, I have been a bit of a recluse….
I was asked to submit an image for a collection of art work for a friend’s art magazine. The theme was very open ended, the idea being women and science fiction. A blank piece of paper might as well be a mountain. I had no idea what to make. Now, if you and I sit…
The Descendents saved my life. When I was a fat kid and super nerd in high school, like many fat kid super nerds, I used to get really depressed. I had my little chubby heart broken a few times and definitely wanted to throw in the towel on occasion. Fortunately, I found the Descendents, or…
Early this year I was asked by Giant Robot to participate in a group show titled “Year of the Rabbit”. As I’m sure your lightening quick wit has already accessed, the show was themed after the this year’s Chinese zodiac, the rabbit. After an array of thumbs and sketches I had drawn, I eventually came…
Online dating serves many purposes. I can’t say much for it’s ability to find me a lady, but I did learn a lot about myself and how to interact with total strangers. (As I’m typing this, I can’t help but feel like I’m in an episode of Doogie Howser M.D.) In the course of about…
This post should have went up 6 months ago! Okay, because I have tons of family, I never have any money, and I’m really really talented, I like to make presents for everyone at Christmas. Over the course of a month or two I would stop by the local cigar shop collecting cigar boxes for…
Some friends of mine are in a really great all girl band called Cunt Sparrer. They are a cover band of the England based group similarly named Cock Sparrer. Needless to say, these girls rock! A large portion of their set are great versions of the original Cock Sparrer songs and in addition, they also…
Hello to all of my millions and billions of followers. Lord Awesome has returned with lavish bounty. Okay, well maybe not millions of billions, or any lavish bounty… but I’m still Lord Awesome! AND I still have tons to say, but first a riddle: What primate has two opposable thumbs and likes making and selling…
Since I am by nature not a violent person, but very much wish I was, I always keep a camera on me. I figure that the equivalent of going on a gun-crazed, murderous rampage, would be going on a camera-crazed, photogra-phous frenzy. I try to take pictures wherever interest lends itself. I very much think…
Hey all! So I’m pretty excited about going to A.P.E. in October. I’m usually not too good at updating my site, or just dating in general, but I’m really making an effort to stay on top! (That was dirty.) Part of my effort will be to not only post new work more frequently, but to…